Friday, July 10, 2009
During my down time, I read an article about how old men chasing young women...is GOOD! Oh, yeah sis ta. Supposedly, by doing this men are now contributing to the longevity of the survival of species. Aargh! More likely they are contributing to the longevity of their wrinkled up peen.
Researchers from Stanford and the University of California in Santa Barbara say that fatherhood from an old man will delay death. Big ups Charlie Chaplin! Somehow, evolutionary theory says that people die when their reproductive lives are complete. Hmmmmmmmmm, I CALL BULLSHIT.
What do you think? Oh well, if you are a dude don't have a baby until about 40 something. Add some years to your life. Ha, really you're just adding miles for your sad droopy dick.
Thanks to Science Blog for information.
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Last night i had a chance to get a sneak peek of a crawdaddy bulge. It was something else in those khaki shorts. I almost caught the vapors. Seriously, I felt one of those old fainting spells coming over me. It made me long to be the cotton on that silver foxes legs. What would you do if you had a chance to get up on a crawdaddy? I missed my opportunity. Went home with a complete buster and I was left reminiscing over...
Surely, you know about that tiger Michael Douglas. Known for roles that well we can forget about. I mean unless you love a man bangin' Glen Close in elevator or taking a trip in the jungle with Kathleen Turner. You could give two shits about his acting performances. We know what you like; Michael given it the OLD 1,2 to Catherine Zeta Jones.
How did that happen? Catherine definitely had her pick of hot men to capture her voluptuous frame. Instead, she settled on an old ass frontier. Well, here is a case of the clap for hooking it up guys. We hope your 25 year old age difference only gets HARDER...if you get our drift.