James has WOOD

Mr. Woods and Ashley Madison

James Woods. He's in the same league as Christopher Walken but not as cool. Actually, he's not in the same league. Walken would never vote for George W. Bush and be proud of it. Yup, James Woods was proud of that decision. Hmm. Shame Shame. We will give some daps to James he's a damn good actor and a smart cookie.

Mr. Woods and Danielle Panabaker

James ended his full ride for Political Science at MIT for **what what what** acting. Kudos! Looks like it worked out out for the Crawdaddy. acting made James the Crawdaddy he is today. Thank goodness or we would've missed all the silverfoxiness that Mr. Wood is putting out.

James Woods is a Repeat Crawdaddy Offender. Usually, when you are a repeat offender it spells T.R.O.U.B.L.E. titty reaching orgasmic unbounded booty licking experience. It's true.

James is twice divorced. He's dated Dana Delaney, Missy Crider, Lauren Holly, nicolette Sheridan. what makes him Known for his Crawdaddy lifestyle?  He dated Hootchie Heather Graham, Alexis Thorpe, Danielle Panabaker and Ashley Madison . It was hard for James to put Ms. Madison away.  Allegedly, Ashley acted a monkey at Mr. Woods' brothers funeral.
She showed up wearing a mini and high heels. She was chain smoking and acting probably as trashy as Mr. Woods wants her to act in bed.

He can't have that shit in public. He got all depressed and stressed out. He ended up in the hospital. Once the healing was done, he got out and it was all adios puta.

He called her the 'anti christ' and said 'she truly has the soul of a moth and the brain of a trout'. Wow, Ashley what does that say about you? You still let that Wood get your goodies?

Let me tell you what my grandma would call you...a slut puppy and she would be right. Where are your parents? Where are your girlfriends telling you to pull up your panties, put on your new mini, and head to the bar and meet a legitimate bloke?

Oh well, slutty blondes are a breed i don't understand. The guys who push up on em, fuck em, disregard em, and then fuck em again are assholes and we have no patience for 'that guy'.

So, F U James Woods. We're done.

Mr. Woods and Heather Graham

Mr. Woods and Alexis Thorpe

Birthday Shmirthday

Happy Birthday MoFo's!!! Here is your counterpart. Cool ass Rob Zombie. He would be an ultimate crawdaddy. His sweet ass is claimed by one hot SherI Moon. 

Well, you know what I say get F'ed up, eat a cupcake, makeout, and call it a day, a birthday.

it happened in other news

Arnold White, critic for the New York Press, one who may want to be a crawdaddy but is to crotchety to become one or get any.

Read the story from gawker.

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Into it

Yes, we're into it and can you blame us? this is truly some gangsta shit. this website is all about some prostitution type shiz. However, they take this seriously. I bet they act like E.Harmony. Pllllease. We all know the juice. Here is a description of this madness:

sugardaddie is a successful man looking for a woman he can spoil and share his greatest lifestyle with.
Sugarbabe is a beautiful female looking for a financially secure, worldly man who can offer new and exciting experiences.

I'm sure these people are looking just for that. Can't pull one over on me. I am a self appointed scooby doo detective. Let me pull out my magnifying glass and some scooby snacks and I'm ready. i'll find out the true deal of Sugardaddie.
I think this will be Crawdaddies first case.

The Interweb

 

I swear. I get so frustrated sometimes. I might as well be using fucking NetZero. My bars come and go. Okay, like right now I have 3 bars. Woot Woot. In a minute...HA I can't type fast enough. It's two bars. Now, you understand what I'm working with. Please forgive.

I long for a good network. I also wish for the days of chatting it up in an aol chatroom. maybe, I'll log into my old account and talk to some freaks.

Birthday Shmirthday

It's Renee Zellweger of the 90's. It's muthafuckin Joey Lauren Adams. Damn, I use to hate this bitches voice. Ahh, but what a smile, JLA is a slacker, stoner's wet dream. Not sure what this bitch is up to right now. She is probably drinkin a Long Island Iced Tea at the Hilton in Palm Springs, FL. Well, Happy Birthdays mofo. Live it up. Get F'ed UP!!

Crawdaddy Alert: Miley Cyrus

Yeah, we know this girl is the future of nasty skanks. She is also going to follow in the footsteps of Hayden Panettiere Pantydrop. This weeks Crawdaddy Alert belongs to Camel Toe Miley Cyrus.

Girl is always showing her just desserts.  I'm so over seeing her chess squares but she wants us to see 'em. She wants the world to see 'em and she wants boys to touch 'em.

Miley is 18. She's a Sag. She gives sag's a bad name. It's a shame because I have love for sag ladies but Miley makes me want to take it back and give it to a Aries. **that's dangerous**

Miley has already dated a Crawdaddy Justin Gaston. I guess we'll just have to wait for her next penny.

Birthday Shmirthday

OMG, it's Screech's birthday. Get geeky with it! Oh and it's also Crawdaddy Nic Cage's bARFday too.
Celebrate by seeing Knowing or Saved by the Bell.