Jakey still fakey

Up and still cummin Jake Gyllhenhaal or Gyllhenho how ever you see fit is back. This Crawdad is still hittin towns with girls girls girls girls. He supposedly has found a new beard to twirl his dick hairs on the red carpet, Carey Mulligan.

We will see where this goes. Who knows and really who cares? I hope Taylor.

Crack kills and Coke gets you dancin with strippers with no teeF

and you the one without teeth. Seriously, did you mofo's know that Sheen Peen has no teef? Allegedly, this mutha took out his dentures and was dancin around his house like he was Tom Cruise in Risky Bizness! Ha

I wonder who he calls his Rebecca De  Mornay? It was funkin Kacey Jordan 1 star porn star.
Seriously Kacey with a K. 

Well, Im not gonna rehash the details about Charlie's weekend of cum and coke. I'm sure many others have talked all the details about this shit. What I want to talk about is how muthafucka is gettin to go back to work in two weeks. Really? Dude get's his job back?Crawdaddy extraordinaire.  

I so wish Charlie was hispanic right now or black. This shit ain't fair. I'm calling Obama like that crazy momma did and make him do something or threatin him with a lawsuit. FUCK THE GOBAMENT. hehehehahaha.

Sorry, about blah blah blah of my booh boo story telling. 

Oh, is anyone wanting a Lindsay Blowhan and Sheen Peen hookup...consoling each other over a diet coke and coke. I bet it's gonna happen.

Rent THIS

Alright, this week is for lovers like Virginia is for Vaginas. The week calls for a double feature. The picks are Valley Girl and Revenge of the Nerds. The perfect date haps. Stream it, download it, pull out your old VHS or laser disc copy and play that shit! 

I mean don't you want to dance around like Lamar in a leotard?

I thought so.

Birthday Shmirthday

Hahaha, your birthday counterpart is fuckin Dr. Feel Good Vince Neil. That's just some funny shit. Oh well, I'm gonna let you marinate on that shit!!

Hope you have a good damn barfday. You know what I always say Get F'ed UP!

Chat but not with your kitty cat...

with us!!!! Chat with us during the Grammy's Feb.13 and during the Oscars Feb. 27th.
Meet us in the chat room and let's dish.

More info closer to date.

Crawdaddy Catcher # 1 Hayden Panettiere

Did you guys know that this hookah had a singin' career. Oh, goodness.

Please check this bullshiz out. I was telling my mistress that she reminds me of a  perpetually southern Gal high schooler who dates the Bohunk quarterback.

here is our old story on Hayden.

Tired Ass Rachael Ray

Our new segment. She's just bad. Enjoy.

Birthday Shmirthday

What up mofo's? I'm fresh from the haze of tabs and ibuprofen. I'm ready to have my body back and be a respectful member of society. Y'know? 

Anyway, your counterpart today is TAB. Tiffani Amber Theisen if you're nasty... and we know you aquarians are nasty. You know TAB best as Kelly Kapowsk or  hooker tits from 90201. I swear she always had on a corset in that show or a black bra.

Oh well you know what I always say, Get F'ed up!

Special shot out to dlisted . You be my main dammie like ol Pootie Tang. Mad propers on the wee di tay. Seeya in the kappa town.

 Sa da tay!!!!

I like that pic of dlisted. It's got the Hulkster in it. Wow, the Hulkster. Check out our story of Crawdaddy Hulk.