Why in the name of all thats holy

Just in case you want your friends to know everytime you head to the adult bookstore or Krystals then sign up for Blippy.

Wtf, people? Why do we have to share everything? PRIVACY is this the new lost art. Well, i'm bringing it back. PRIVACY. Just because you call doesn't mean I'm available to talk. Just because we're friends we don't have to know where we both shop. Just because you text me it doesn't mean I can text you right back. THE SAME GOES FOR ME. So, let's chill out and stop all this social networking but if you want to http://blippy.com/
might be for you.

Bianca says 'You Boob'

My future faux sis in law/ my lady friend is now introduced to Bianca. Bianca now thats a bad bad bitch.

Beverly Hills Teens replaced Jem and the Holograms at 6:30 am Mon- Fri on channel 17 when I was in school. At first, I was pissed. Then, my emotions changed like Naomi Campbell. I was hooked. I wanted that canker sore Lark to be destroyed!



A little Jem and the Ho's for ya. Okay, this was my absolute jam. I have Glitter and Gold on tape but I wish I had Who Is He Kissing. Man oh man that was my shit.

Menage a CrackHO

Charlie Sheen uses he's peen like a preacher uses a bible. I swear this man is doing the devils work. How is he able to keep up his extracurricular activities and not get his ass beat. People love Charlie.

In fact, I'm willing to bet that this fool could've fucked Mother Teresa and that Ho...would go down. Charlie would get out of it no probs. The man has some sort of Mystical Dickdom. How did he and young wifey pick out there vag of the week? I hope its a website where you can choose your drug, booze, and your hooker of choice. Combination # 5. Marion Barry likes Combination #7. It's Crack, Alize, and A Tina Turner
Look-ALike.

Charlie gets a slap on the wrist. more like a tap on dat ass and Chris Brown gets...
it's so fucked. Not that I think Chris Brown is Charlie Brown. But damn can we make this shit equal on some level.

I'd like to think in QUOTES

And she was like. And all of them were like. And he was like. It's like I'm dating this guy and he like...

Tales of a Crawdaddy

Rules to be a Matser Crawdaddy

this weeks hint:

Never play Red Hot Chili Peppers 'California' on a jukebox.
Actually, no Song with California in the title...Well, you can play California Love by Tupac and Dre.

Christmas Magic

This is just soooooooooo funny. Infact, my friend Leslie and I look at this video throughout the year just to pee our pants and remember what Christmas is all about! xo

Older men bring home tons of bunnies

Larry likes young fannies

Larry King, 78,  has a very distinguished reputation. Known in the biz as one of the best interviewers around. Larry interviewed tranny Tyra Banks. BOOOOOOORING! Larry has interviewed over 40,000 people since his career started in 1950. Larry likes to get to the root of an interview.

Back in the day, he would 'smoke em if he had em' a until that prick had to get a bypass surgery in the 80's. just so you know, having a bypass surgery and surviving it are the Academy Awards for a Crawdaddy. I mean a near death experience is  a modern day miracle. Larry knows about modern day miracles. The man has been around since the 30's. I'm so sure he has some severe scrotum drop.

Larry's wife Shawn Southwick-King is 48. She is Larry's seventh wife. WHAAAAT? this motherfucker has been married seven times. She is some singer, model, and other claims to fame that none of us mofo's know about. Supposedly, she was going to sing at Michael Jackson's tribute with Jermaine Jackson. Thank gawd that shit didn't go down.

Larry and Shawn have two kiddies and seem to be making it work. Maybe it's because allegedly this hooker is popping pills and drinking Peach Schnapps all day. we here at Crawdaddies support love in all its forms. Congrats to Larry.  XOXO











Last but not least Oprah. Tyra Banks only wishes.