You Were Lovely

Seeya never.

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Billy 'CRUD' gets with Meryl Streep's fruit of her loins

Billy Crudup is now dating Grace Gummer! Grace is 25. Billy is 43. Billy must have a complex. Maybe he gains confidence from having some young girl hang on his tiny peen.

I really can't like him! He dumped my boyfriend's celebrity crush Mary Louise Parker while she was 8 months pregnant to get with manface Claire Danes.  I admit I have a crush on MLP too. She's the tops. You don't come up from Mary Louise Parker unless it's like Parker Posey.

Guess he was a proud crawdaddy to be when he got with Claire. Does anyone remember he and Claire flaunting their stupid affair on the streets of New York?  It was like watching Frank's transformation in Hellraiser. Claire 'fire crotch Angela Chase-ing Jordan Catalano' Danes bites the big one. I can't take her and her Latisse eyelashes. The serial engaged actress is famous for dumping people and immediately finding some guy to eat her sloppy thirds. I think she's actually married now.  I'm done with talking about this harlet. It's all about Billy, right?

Claire Boo Danes & Billy Crudup

Billy and & Mary Lousie Parker

Wilmer 'i likes young fanny' Valderamma is at it again

Seriously, Demi? Now you're gonna hit the skins with this old ass piece again. I just don't understand. I call bullshit. You need to take her young butt on down the street and mess with someone your own age.

Do I need to name all the young starlets Wilmer has screwed and screwed over?
Avril Lavigne, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Mandy Moore, Stephani Moore, Ashlee Simpson, and the one and only Lindsay Lohan. Demi and Lindsay are like sisters. Both of these ladies are in the industry, Disney Queens, been in and out of rehab, and now Wilmer. Ugh!
It must be the golden dick story. A tale as old as time.  Wilmer is a predator. Lookout, this molester crawdaddy bites.

Demi, get a freaking clue!  Leave the oldhead! You are 19!! Wait or something don't let this fool fool you.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

I hope you have a scarrrrrry Halloween. All you hootchies who use this time to wear some scandalous outfit and catch and old ass man, beware and good luck. I would advise you to wear some white diamonds (the cologne).

Imagine Me at 80

Ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok just please please check this out.
Pretty pretty please with sugar on top!

Nixon is rolling over in his grave and not with a young 'hot' blonde

Grandson of Richard Nixon, Christopher Cocks  Cox loves it young. Back in early summer, Christopher married heiress Andrea Catsimatidis. He met this young snatch at her high school in Gossip Girls' Upper East Side. He was introduced to this piece and was ready to get the canoodling started. There was no time to keep this love affair G like Taylor and Jake. Cox was ready to get off like Ron Jeremy in Snatch Masters 9.

Christopher put it down on Andrea by taking her to bakeries and political events.  How could one deny the sure romantic appeal of cupcakes and legislation? You can't and that's why the two are now married.  After almost 5 months of marriage, we wish the two a happy crawdad boil.

Man, I hope Christopher lets Andrea go trick or treating this year.

I guess I need to put up some bull from Gossip Girl.

Hahahahahahahah xoxo crawaddies

Pumpkin Patch Princess

This couple seriously puts boo in booty. I mean the way this girl fidgets through an interview you'd think she had to pee or something. What is she on? It has to be speed. It can't be the dickmatization of Horace. Jeez, Horace needs to go back to the damn island.