Suspended Crawdaddy

The Supreme Court of South Carolina suspended Thad Viers from practicing law. What is homeboy going to do now? Probably spend about $60 at the local Hooters. The man likes to keep it classy. You know living in Myrtle Beach, getting arrested for harassing women, and interning with Strom Thurmond back in the day.

Here's looking at you, Thad.

ValderAssma is at it again

Could it be that Fez has another hard pickle in his pocket for a new lady? Seems like Minka is the latest to fall for the bull that is Wilmer. I really can't believe it like T-Pain that Wilmer is now with another one. How many girls can this guy get?

I hope these women have heard of dry humping. It seems the only way to travel with this guy. Who knows what lie is being tucked into his hanes for 'her' way.

Dating Advice from a Dog Lady

This lady knows her stuff. I suggest trying this out at a senior citizens home near you. I'm sure there is a sexy bingo mixer happening.

Let us know how the flirting tips work!

Seniordaddy

Unlike Whitney, I believe that seniors are our future. The psa just has me all torn up like Balki in the Langoliers. Shmanyways, check out the video and open your eyes. You might need to get that 2 for 1 Trojan pack. One pack is for you and the other for yo gramps.

You Were Lovely

Seeya never.

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Billy 'CRUD' gets with Meryl Streep's fruit of her loins

Billy Crudup is now dating Grace Gummer! Grace is 25. Billy is 43. Billy must have a complex. Maybe he gains confidence from having some young girl hang on his tiny peen.

I really can't like him! He dumped my boyfriend's celebrity crush Mary Louise Parker while she was 8 months pregnant to get with manface Claire Danes.  I admit I have a crush on MLP too. She's the tops. You don't come up from Mary Louise Parker unless it's like Parker Posey.

Guess he was a proud crawdaddy to be when he got with Claire. Does anyone remember he and Claire flaunting their stupid affair on the streets of New York?  It was like watching Frank's transformation in Hellraiser. Claire 'fire crotch Angela Chase-ing Jordan Catalano' Danes bites the big one. I can't take her and her Latisse eyelashes. The serial engaged actress is famous for dumping people and immediately finding some guy to eat her sloppy thirds. I think she's actually married now.  I'm done with talking about this harlet. It's all about Billy, right?

Claire Boo Danes & Billy Crudup

Billy and & Mary Lousie Parker

Wilmer 'i likes young fanny' Valderamma is at it again

Seriously, Demi? Now you're gonna hit the skins with this old ass piece again. I just don't understand. I call bullshit. You need to take her young butt on down the street and mess with someone your own age.

Do I need to name all the young starlets Wilmer has screwed and screwed over?
Avril Lavigne, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Mandy Moore, Stephani Moore, Ashlee Simpson, and the one and only Lindsay Lohan. Demi and Lindsay are like sisters. Both of these ladies are in the industry, Disney Queens, been in and out of rehab, and now Wilmer. Ugh!
It must be the golden dick story. A tale as old as time.  Wilmer is a predator. Lookout, this molester crawdaddy bites.

Demi, get a freaking clue!  Leave the oldhead! You are 19!! Wait or something don't let this fool fool you.