Crawdaddy Alert: Miley Cyrus

Yeah, we know this girl is the future of nasty skanks. She is also going to follow in the footsteps of Hayden Panettiere Pantydrop. This weeks Crawdaddy Alert belongs to Camel Toe Miley Cyrus.

Girl is always showing her just desserts.  I'm so over seeing her chess squares but she wants us to see 'em. She wants the world to see 'em and she wants boys to touch 'em.

Miley is 18. She's a Sag. She gives sag's a bad name. It's a shame because I have love for sag ladies but Miley makes me want to take it back and give it to a Aries. **that's dangerous**

Miley has already dated a Crawdaddy Justin Gaston. I guess we'll just have to wait for her next penny.