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Saturday, June 2, 2012
CDC Responds to YO fears
CDC spokesman David Daigle said the agency "does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms". Phew, I can relax now. Honestly, I've never been one for the zombie apocalypse happening. However, it's not like a bunch of zombies aren't walking around or driving like assholes right now.
I'm sure we can trust the CDC spokesman and his agency. They would never ever keep anything from the American public would they? Hmm, swine flu anyone? Um, mercury in vaccines? Pastuerized milk is the only milk that's safe?