Hulk HOgan wants Sex tape money

Oh kiddies, the Hulkster is back and ready to smack! HOgan is suing Bubba the Love Sponge for the Hullkster's leaked booty-making vid. HOgan likes to keep his low low on the DL.

 Hulk's lawyers will come after you with the a sleeper hold if you have possession of or attempt to sale the canopy love of Hulk and Bubba's ex Heather Clem.

Man, Bubba the Love Sponge... I guess he was soaking up sloppy seconds. I wonder what type of sponge Bubba is? I prefer the Abrasive Sponge. What type of sponge do you prefer? Here are your choices.

Cellulose

Abrasive

Hulk Hoe-gan sees double

Well, where do we start? There is so much to say but jeez you guys know the story. A former Star Wrestler so infatuated with his daughter, divorces wife and begins dating a girl who looks just like her. I mean this is some fucked up Double Mint Twins shit! Look at that. Those bitches almost have the same smile.

We wonder what Linda Hogan (The Hulksters ex wife) thinks. Bet she has no time to think. Once she got dumped, she went out and got some fresh dick. Linda decided to jump in the jungle with all the other cougars and makeout with a tighter ball sac.

But back to the crawdaddy. He is in the land of mediocrity and molesting his daughter without molesting his daughter. Who knew that The Hulkster was so smart.

Poor Poor Brooke Hogan her dad is a crawdaddy and her mom is a cougar. What does that make Brooke?

Shmanyways, here are some more pics to wet your whistle. Look at Hulk rockin his babby.