Where I be at

Sometimes I hate myself so much that I just can’t be bothered.

Sometimes I love myself so much that I have to go to the other room and masturbate. You know it takes a lot to do this damn blog and well I’d rather just screw, listen to music, or eat some cake!

Shmanyways, sorry for me being a douche! I will try and update a little more often. I mean there is so much bullshit to talk about or ignore ie Weinergate!

If only that Weiner was a supercrawdad…

Lovin It

vermillionand1.blogspot.com which makes me think about
The Stylistics.

That we can witness Paris Hilton 'Iconic' Imagery dying.

OMG, T fucking B withdrawal.

The Coach on The Swan.

Super 8.

Cheese.

Oh Camille

Wow, Camille is helping with the pre-show for the freaking Oscars. She got a job with CNN for the night.
All I have to say is this shiz is just terrible. I mean what the hell. I'm over this shit. First Kelly Osbourne on fucking E talking to people about fashion. The bitch just lost weight. That's it and now she is a fucking authority on fashion and now Camille with CNN.

Fucking, CNN? It's all so crazy. Oh, and Kelsey will be marrying his new trout this weekend. Smart! Camille won't f shit up.

Miss Rihanna is attracting them like flies?

This lady is on the move. Supposedly, after this meeting Colin and Ri are sexting. Wow, maybe Ri will be our new snatch'em up crawdaddy catcher. She is actually one of the catchers that I can get behind. However, Colin freakin Farrell...lame. Pick a new guy girl. Thanks to Gawker for keeping us celebho's in the know.

Drummin for lovin Crawdad

Looks like this is Ri's new piece. Very interesting. I think this girls needs a little rough neck in her life. I guess these two allegedly got the fever for each other while he was teaching her the drums. I bet at night he hand pats her butt.

Travis is 35 and Ri is 22.

Cuntry Strong for sure

 

She's just terrible. Argh!

Valentines

Happy Heart Day. I hope someone gets you these shoes for VDAY that or some True Blood swag. I don't have anything witty to say about this day. Kisses and hugs mofo's.

Grammys on yo fanny

Seriously, this show was some nonsense. Some straight bullshit. I had to drown myself in champagne just to drench off the scum from watching that show. WOW, lame lame lame.

Lady Gaga is just a rip. I'm sorry that was straight Madonna from Vogue time. She was also high as a damn kite. Why does she think she is so awesome?
It must be the drugs because she isn't. I'm sorry. Bored. Just so bored.

There is so much to talk about. Like why were there just a few shots of the celebs in the crowd?Why is Nicole Kidman is at every awards show? It must be nice. Why did Cee-lo invite Gwen to sing with him? Really. Cee-lo you're awesome you don't need that madness. Like my good friend Leslie S. said' cuntry strong!!!