Sometimes I hate myself so much that I just can’t be bothered.
Sometimes I love myself so much that I have to go to the other room and masturbate. You know it takes a lot to do this damn blog and well I’d rather just screw, listen to music, or eat some cake!
Shmanyways, sorry for me being a douche! I will try and update a little more often. I mean there is so much bullshit to talk about or ignore ie Weinergate!
If only that Weiner was a supercrawdad…