I love this girl

Noel kristi Wells is my new crush. She's awesome and I hope she makes money to do all her skits and make us all enjoy life a little more. Doooooowop!

'Lookout he's got a baby and a gun'.

Fake Blake & Leonardo DiSnoozeio DONE

Yes it's horrible that I learned about this low rent gossip from Lara Spencer. It would be miles better if I learned about it from my girl skillets Kathie Lee and Hoda! Hahaha

Anyway, ya boy and ya girl announced a statement that the 5 month Disneyworld Beach Life love affair is OVA. Blah Blah! I'm sure he was just done. I mean how long did anyone expect him to be loving long time with his dude's ex side piece? I wonder how that dinner went when Leo and Blake showed up at Jen G. and Ben Affleck's house?  Wonder if Jen allowed Ben to gamble and booze it up with Leo? Dudes doing dude things. They trade girls, booze it up, and play poker after dark. I wonder what else they do after dark? Poke her after dark? I jokes.

For all you Gossip Girl douchers who were worried about Blake, don't. She's fine. Allegedly, she is on and poppin with Ryan Reynolds. Boooooo!
Ryan needs to stop frontin and just make it with Sandra Bullock. Team Bullock.

P.S.
1. FAP? NO Lara!!
2. Adele? UGH!!!! NO!!!!!
3. Lara Spencer? No, but she amuses me so Yes.

Brandy and Young Fannies TV Crawdaddy

Roger Sterling

Roger Sterling he’s a man’s man, a man about town. Just like Notorious BIG he ‘freaks all the honies’.  Sterling is a Silverfox OG.  He loooooves the young fanny. Sterling HADDDD to drop his wife MonA. The need to have Mid-life crisis sex and the adoration of a young girls totally beats out 'been there done that' Mona.

Aww Mona, she stuck with him through his heart attack and what did she get? D D D DDDDissed! So, many D's today. I'm not even covering for a curse word, not that I would. Oh well, I’m sure Mona is somewhere getting her hair done She's ready to be home to eat a cucumber sandwich and feel the cucumber of her new pool boy toy.

Back to Mr. Silverfox. It's time for the PLAYA HATIN GAME. Why? Because, he screwed over Joan. How can you screw over Joan Harris? Joan is the hottest thing in TV. You don’t enjoy the love of a genuine statuesque lady like Joan and get with a bore like Jane. Seriously, her name is Jane. Bah hum bug on that bowl of grade F womanizing. It’s all about the upgrade. Do you downgrade?

Joan & Sterling

Plain Jane & Her Grandad ;)

Molester Crawdaddy

Okay this is some Cheez Wiz Gouda right here. Why is Cowboy Troy telling women to get with Molester Crawdaddies? This is just so terrible. Oh and for all you about to be trippin sayin i'm making light of molesters and Crawdaddies, remain calm. Chill it, put it in your pocket, and fart on it.

Beyonce Crawdaddy catcher is bringing back The Heart Family

Okay, this girl on Toddlers and Tiaras wants to be brown like Beyonce.
I like this!!!!!!! Finally, it's all happening. Woot Woot finally equality.
Thanks Beyonce!

I miss my Heart Family dolls. Ugh, puberty is lame!

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Blessed with a beautiful gift

This is just so great! Courtney is talking about her blessings. She gives true people with faith and love of God a bad name. She's an old soul and mature for her age, ha! She's an old soul with new breasts and on coke. This is just something.

Who am I to disregard true love. Hey Doug says if 'I (We)need to feel this way' do it. it's only mine (Ours) to hold. It isn't for him and sweet little Cortney to hold on to. Well then Doug you just hold on to those fake breasts and Cortney just hold on to the sag peen and everything is alriiiiiiiiiight.

Just crazy. i mean that face that she makes.

One good thing is that Lara is finaooy doing some hard hitting news. Hehehehe.

Roofie Colada Crawdaddy

Quagmire from Family Guy. This is some anime dick that we would not be fucking. This toon will fuck anything!  He is a molester, convicted sex offender, scoundrel, lover, a man that has mommy issues, good friend, and hard worker. He will do it to any girl just to feel that empty space from his breakup with Cheryl Tiegs. Pretty over the top and active for 61 year old man. 

Verdict: Hide yo kids hide yo wife!

Below a videos of yo boy getting jiggy.

WOW!