Brandy and Young Fannies TV Crawdaddy

Roger Sterling

Roger Sterling he’s a man’s man, a man about town. Just like Notorious BIG he ‘freaks all the honies’.  Sterling is a Silverfox OG.  He loooooves the young fanny. Sterling HADDDD to drop his wife MonA. The need to have Mid-life crisis sex and the adoration of a young girls totally beats out 'been there done that' Mona.

Aww Mona, she stuck with him through his heart attack and what did she get? D D D DDDDissed! So, many D's today. I'm not even covering for a curse word, not that I would. Oh well, I’m sure Mona is somewhere getting her hair done She's ready to be home to eat a cucumber sandwich and feel the cucumber of her new pool boy toy.

Back to Mr. Silverfox. It's time for the PLAYA HATIN GAME. Why? Because, he screwed over Joan. How can you screw over Joan Harris? Joan is the hottest thing in TV. You don’t enjoy the love of a genuine statuesque lady like Joan and get with a bore like Jane. Seriously, her name is Jane. Bah hum bug on that bowl of grade F womanizing. It’s all about the upgrade. Do you downgrade?

Joan & Sterling

Plain Jane & Her Grandad ;)

Roofie Colada Crawdaddy

Quagmire from Family Guy. This is some anime dick that we would not be fucking. This toon will fuck anything!  He is a molester, convicted sex offender, scoundrel, lover, a man that has mommy issues, good friend, and hard worker. He will do it to any girl just to feel that empty space from his breakup with Cheryl Tiegs. Pretty over the top and active for 61 year old man. 

Verdict: Hide yo kids hide yo wife!

Below a videos of yo boy getting jiggy.

WOW!

Russell probably has a strong muscle

Russell Edgington aka. King of Mississippi, is a TV Crawdaddy extraordinaire. This mofo is 2800 years old. His former now dead lover Talbot was only 700. Ooohhhhhh weeeeee that sure is gettin it in. These 2 met in Greece and were thick as thieves until Talbot got staked in the heart while being gotten from behind by Eric Northman…so sad.

We’re not for sure if we will see Russell this season of True Blood but we will think of him fondly.

Here are two of Russell’s best moments: 

Yes, I'm so gonna piss myself on June 26. #tbwithdrawal fo sure!

We LUV Agent Crawdaddies

Oh agent Dale Cooper, nothing compares to you except maybe Bill Compton but that's it.

You are my absolute favorite. I adore you and ever since I was in 8th grade, you have set the standards for my love life.

Agent Dale Cooper 30, had intimate bonds with several young women: Audrey Horne, 18 (who is by far the hottest chick ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Annie Blackburn, 20 and Caroline Earle (age unknown yet we know is young from a retelling of the story to Audrey).

Agent Dale Cooper is dreamy, smart, magical, sex on stick, a good dresser minus the plaid shirts of Second Season and most of all he is a knight. Rescue me Coop!

Lucky gets lucky

Cartoon Crawdaddies they do exist. Our first candiate is Elroy "Lucky" Kleinschmidt. This guy had the hots for Luanne Platter. Who is Hank Hill's niece. Well, Lucky was lucky because somehow he nailed Luanne's fine ass. Whoa, I mean this girl has a bubble booty, round and bouncy. Lucky charmed her with his sensitivity and his random, stupid, and yet right on advice. Must be nice. It's how all crawdaddies are really. Stupid, sensitive, random, and right on. Fucking daddies. Get over yourself. Lucky knocked up Luanne and that was that. They got hitched. They had a baby. Now, Luanne may need to teach their daughter about the crawdaddies before she becomes captured in the crawdad hole.

We Luv Vampire Crawdaddies

Oh, Bill Compton. Damn! We want a piece of that. Seriously, we dream of that smuldering stare looking at us. We long to be Sookie. Bill Compton and Sookie Stackhouse they pretty much get it on every episode.

Sookie is 25 and Bill is 175. Now, thats a crawdaddy. However, this is a crawdaddy we would gladly tumble in a coffin with!