Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Morgan is a whoreagain




Holy Shittolies Batman! I can't fucking believe it. Is this true? Have angels fallen to Earth? Have patron saints become patronizing saints. NO NO No no no no no Morgan Freeman. Seriously, We can't believe it. We are crying crocodile tears. This couldn't be, Morgan Freeman is our grandad. He is an amazing actor. He is a standup man. Surely, he didn't go the way of 'Gettin a Woody' Woody Allen. Oh fuck! It's on. So lets go through all of this. We ladies need the truth and we can handle the truth.
So Mr. Freeman is supposedly dating his step granddaughter. Huh? This is about to get all Law and Order. Now hold onto your panties lady...this relationship has been going on for 10 YEARS!!!
Whhhhhhhhat? We know your head just spun around like you're Linda Blair in the Exorcist. Shit, we're throwing up split pea soup right now. We are dumb founded. This bitch is only 27. Ha Morgan is 72. Switch them numbers bitches. That's how you attract people. If you are 32, date someone who is 23. If you are 56, date someone who is 65. Ugh.
So, this girls name is Myrna and we just have no idea what to say about her. Trifling! She is the granddaughter of his first wife and was practically raised by him and his second wife. Like we said some fucking Law and Order shit. Damn, that's crazy and a black man getting up all in this shit that we thought only crazy white folks do. Well, damn we're going to have to take this to the NAACP to Al Sharpton to Obama.
Mr. Freeman, we never thought we'd see the day. Your ticket of being a Free-man has been revoked!!!!!!!!
We will continue to keep you ladies updated on this rat and his pussy cheese.

3 comments:

  1. i hate his pussycheese. its chunky.

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  2. morgan is our greatdamngrandad's uncle's cousin's grandfather's ghost. what's up with the electric company gone wild? i don't know what to think. i feel like my eyes have been molested.

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