Cartoon Crawdaddies they do exist. Our first candiate is Elroy "Lucky" Kleinschmidt. This guy had the hots for Luanne Platter. Who is Hank Hill's niece. Well, Lucky was lucky because somehow he nailed Luanne's fine ass. Whoa, I mean this girl has a bubble booty, round and bouncy. Lucky charmed her with his sensitivity and his random, stupid, and yet right on advice. Must be nice. It's how all crawdaddies are really. Stupid, sensitive, random, and right on. Fucking daddies. Get over yourself. Lucky knocked up Luanne and that was that. They got hitched. They had a baby. Now, Luanne may need to teach their daughter about the crawdaddies before she becomes captured in the crawdad hole.
mmmhmmmmm...but luanne is stupid too. maybe that's what it takes to be a crawdiddler.
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