Happy Monday Mofo's! It's early and we wish we could've woken up with a dick and a sausage biscuit. Mercury will be going into retrograde this month. WARNING WARNING WARNING. Be extra cautious of your words. Try to remain calm...In other news of the apocalpyse, Jenna Bush (daughter of George 'we want him dead' Bush) will be a news coorespondent for the White House for the Today Show. Gross.
Summer is dead people. Get your fall on.
Oh well, we will be getting up on the Crawdaddy updates later this afternoon. Until then, go back to bed.