Crawdaddy Alert: Lindsay Lohan Get Money Hey hey hey ah ah

Lindsay and Vikram

Word on the streets is that Lindsay Lohan is on the streets. This is no streets of hard knocks. It's the street of getting rocks. Girl must have her diamonds. Am I right? Shmanyway, Miss L is coming off of some hard times. Oh, I could elaborate on the word HARD but I will refrain. I will try and keep the gutter a tad bit clean.. So, Linds has been spending time with hotelier Vikram. Some say this is no ordinary love like Sade. The others say it's some money for honey.

Vikram keeps our Lindsay living the life that she is now accustomed while she customizes her body for him. Oooooooohhhhhhhhweeeee. Got the ladies in church hats saying 'oh no today heavenly father'. Could this be true? Lindsay has denied to friends that she was an escort. However, her People's Court case is getting sticky. Yes, stciky and you nasty for going there. Gutter is a bit clean. Now why is her case sticky? It seems that Linds had some unwanted evidence that is making its way around the way she was making her way around the world selling her cookies. Who knew that Lindsay Lohan was an around the way girl? I bet LL Cool J.

Here's a bit of the evidence. Lindsay got a modeling job from Phillipp Plein. This 'job' was also given to Mischa Barton back in the day. OOOooooooooohhhhhhhweeeeee, now Lindsay is second to Mischa freaking Barton. WOW! Well, during the week of  modeling, jet setting, and heavy petting  Lindsay was spotted with several different men including her ever faithful pimp Vikram. There are some photos that look a little like things that make you go hmmm or ooh. Also, she is still living it up like she is making movies ie her new fab car.

Honestly, I'm not sure if she is selling her cookies like a Girl Scout but if she is I hope she sells them before they are stale.

Click HERE for some very interesting photos. I mean WOW.

Phillipp Plein & Lindsay Lohan

Oh Demi

We heart Cougar Demi. We are sorry that she is going through this 'oh he's just a man crap'. The new scoop on the saga is that Dem and Ash were on a camping holiday. I can only imagine the campfire tales that were told. I think in order for Demi to lock down ashton, she will need a damn padlock for his peen. Fa realz!

We hope they can work through it. Love is some crazy Young and the Restless type shit.

Poor Demi noticed the Oh lookey here camper who took SURPRISE photos. She asked the camper not to publish the photos but the camper was like this is my payday unless you have an indecent proposal.

read Radar Here.

I love this girl

Noel kristi Wells is my new crush. She's awesome and I hope she makes money to do all her skits and make us all enjoy life a little more. Doooooowop!

'Lookout he's got a baby and a gun'.

Fake Blake & Leonardo DiSnoozeio DONE

Yes it's horrible that I learned about this low rent gossip from Lara Spencer. It would be miles better if I learned about it from my girl skillets Kathie Lee and Hoda! Hahaha

Anyway, ya boy and ya girl announced a statement that the 5 month Disneyworld Beach Life love affair is OVA. Blah Blah! I'm sure he was just done. I mean how long did anyone expect him to be loving long time with his dude's ex side piece? I wonder how that dinner went when Leo and Blake showed up at Jen G. and Ben Affleck's house?  Wonder if Jen allowed Ben to gamble and booze it up with Leo? Dudes doing dude things. They trade girls, booze it up, and play poker after dark. I wonder what else they do after dark? Poke her after dark? I jokes.

For all you Gossip Girl douchers who were worried about Blake, don't. She's fine. Allegedly, she is on and poppin with Ryan Reynolds. Boooooo!
Ryan needs to stop frontin and just make it with Sandra Bullock. Team Bullock.

P.S.
1. FAP? NO Lara!!
2. Adele? UGH!!!! NO!!!!!
3. Lara Spencer? No, but she amuses me so Yes.

Brandy and Young Fannies TV Crawdaddy

Roger Sterling

Roger Sterling he’s a man’s man, a man about town. Just like Notorious BIG he ‘freaks all the honies’.  Sterling is a Silverfox OG.  He loooooves the young fanny. Sterling HADDDD to drop his wife MonA. The need to have Mid-life crisis sex and the adoration of a young girls totally beats out 'been there done that' Mona.

Aww Mona, she stuck with him through his heart attack and what did she get? D D D DDDDissed! So, many D's today. I'm not even covering for a curse word, not that I would. Oh well, I’m sure Mona is somewhere getting her hair done She's ready to be home to eat a cucumber sandwich and feel the cucumber of her new pool boy toy.

Back to Mr. Silverfox. It's time for the PLAYA HATIN GAME. Why? Because, he screwed over Joan. How can you screw over Joan Harris? Joan is the hottest thing in TV. You don’t enjoy the love of a genuine statuesque lady like Joan and get with a bore like Jane. Seriously, her name is Jane. Bah hum bug on that bowl of grade F womanizing. It’s all about the upgrade. Do you downgrade?

Joan & Sterling

Plain Jane & Her Grandad ;)

Molester Crawdaddy

Okay this is some Cheez Wiz Gouda right here. Why is Cowboy Troy telling women to get with Molester Crawdaddies? This is just so terrible. Oh and for all you about to be trippin sayin i'm making light of molesters and Crawdaddies, remain calm. Chill it, put it in your pocket, and fart on it.

Beyonce Crawdaddy catcher is bringing back The Heart Family

Okay, this girl on Toddlers and Tiaras wants to be brown like Beyonce.
I like this!!!!!!! Finally, it's all happening. Woot Woot finally equality.
Thanks Beyonce!

I miss my Heart Family dolls. Ugh, puberty is lame!

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