I mean ugh. this dude is the hippest and the most full of himself guy in the world. Kelly Ripa is telling this fool that he is the next Harrison Ford. I guess that means Karolyn's ass will not be sticking around because later in life he will find his Calista.
Yup, it's gonna happen. All these heart-shaped pizza pies this girl is making will always be remembered with love. Hmm, I wonder if when that pizza comes out of Shia LaDouche's butt if it's still in a shape of a heart?
Should I be shot that I want to see the video with Marilyn Manson and the one with Kid Cudi???
Oh my good Gawd, on a Holy Morning Sundaaaaay. This is a day that truly the lord has made.
First off the holy trinity of shows True Blood begins it’s season premier tonight. Woot mofo’s woot. I can’t wait! My thrill in watching it will be like the thrill I get when i pull out hot panties from the dryer and slip them on after a shower…joyous.
Secondly, I trolled around the World Wide Web and found my dearest dearest silver fox Anderson (he ain’t the cooper I want but can’t have because he is the finest agent in the world who loves a good cup of joe. it's the cooper I can’t have because he ain’t caring about my ass and he already got a man) Cooper was talking about Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson...joyous. Can you follow my bull down the street? For your sake I hope you can’t.
Schmanyways, the foxiness called out all us Romance Haters on dissing on this newly married couple. It was truly dazzling. He added the couple to his RiDICKulist in a manner that we just swoon over.
Check check check check it out!
Also, check out I got a man
ps. it was so hard to choose between romance hater or holding it tightly as the title of this crock. which one would you have gone with?
Where to start? This is all kinds of fuckery and perverted dharma dick madness. So, Doug Hutchinson (Horace from Lost) is now married to a 16 year old girl by the name of Courtney Stodden. DOUBLE TAKE…TRIPLE TAKE!!!!
Yes, this fool was able to marry this girl. He also is producing her record. WOW. I guess that’s how they fell in ‘love’. Really? Have you seen this girl? She looks like a 24 year old playboy bunny/ hooker. I wonder if I’m under some legal obligations not to talk about a minor. Nope because she’s not a child. She’s a bitch. Yeah, I said it. Come and get me. Actually, please don’t unless you’re comin with a Long Island Iced Tea, an US Weekly, Now and Laters, and that boat that Courtney is chillin on in her video ‘Don’t Put It On Me’.
Okay, that’s just funny. ‘Don’t Put It On Me’???!!! Really? I mean isn’t it on her? Where are her crazy ass parents? These people thought it was okay for their daughter to marry this dharma dick molester. Well, it’s not okay. It’s not. If they are in love and you just ‘love doug’, well then let them just F around. That’s all they are doing anyway. Why do they have to get married? Can’t they wait? Oh, I guess not the love is too strong.
I’m shaking my head right now and barfing up my chicken salad sand bc this shit is so foul. I mean what is she getting out of him? Ohhhh, she’s getting a daddy, a crawdaddy and someone to make her whack ass tracks!
He is getting young vag. Ugh!!! I’m just so sick about this shit.
She can't be 16?
Yeah, I watch Law & Order SVU but it hasn’t prepared me for this. Yeah, I know about Chaplin, Chuck Berry, Woody Allen, Morgan Freeman, R. Kelly…oh I guess I am prepared for this.
This girl can't be serious. Wtf is she drinking? SHE'S UNDERAGE!!!!!! COPS!!!!!!!
FakeBlake Lively is our new Crawdaddy Alert! This bitch is out and ready to catch her own crawdaddy. Hooker! I can’t stand that whore. The hate is graduated because I like her style. The dresses this daddy bait wears are fuckin killa.
Well, that mermaid look she tried to rock with the red Ariel hair was just damn bad but everyone has a down day. Oops, Sorry I got lost in the fashionista world and we’re not talking about that we’re talking about Blake the dick snatcher.
She looooooooves Scorpios. Water signs= easy catch crawdaddies. I mean you might as well walk around with hot sauce and tartar b/c it’s that easy. Show some young pingpang and whooooooaaaaaaaaa Nelly Fart Furtado you got a crawdaddy.
Penn Badgley, Ryan Gosling, and her new rank stank over-rated model butt fucker king of the world douche piece Leonardo DiCaprio are all Scorpios. Bitch likes to get wet.
Be on the lookout for this girl. She’s coming for you old geezers!
P.S. Soon we will get to Leonardo’s trifling ass ways but that’s another post.
Stay tuned.
Why do some people forget this shit? Seriously, it's time to let a fucking ho know.
Russell Edgington aka. King of Mississippi, is a TV Crawdaddy extraordinaire. This mofo is 2800 years old. His former now dead lover Talbot was only 700. Ooohhhhhh weeeeee that sure is gettin it in. These 2 met in Greece and were thick as thieves until Talbot got staked in the heart while being gotten from behind by Eric Northman…so sad.
We’re not for sure if we will see Russell this season of True Blood but we will think of him fondly.
Here are two of Russell’s best moments:
Yes, I'm so gonna piss myself on June 26. #tbwithdrawal fo sure!
He sure is a real American Hero! I tell you he is true. Mel Gibson is a true Crawdaddy. He can’t leave it alone. Let’s see how long it takes before Stella gets her cash reward for getting caught like bait from this ole crustacean from the sea.
