DHARMA Crawdaddy of the molester variety

Where to start? This is all kinds of fuckery and perverted dharma dick madness. So, Doug Hutchinson (Horace from Lost) is now married to a 16 year old girl by the name of Courtney Stodden. DOUBLE TAKE…TRIPLE TAKE!!!!

Yes, this fool was able to marry this girl. He also is producing her record. WOW. I guess that’s how they fell in ‘love’. Really? Have you seen this girl? She looks like a 24 year old playboy bunny/ hooker. I wonder if I’m under some legal obligations not to talk about a minor. Nope because she’s not a child. She’s a bitch. Yeah, I said it. Come and get me. Actually, please don’t unless you’re comin with a Long Island Iced Tea, an US Weekly, Now and Laters, and that boat that Courtney is chillin on in her video ‘Don’t Put It On Me’.

Okay, that’s just funny. ‘Don’t Put It On Me’???!!! Really? I mean isn’t it on her? Where are her crazy ass parents? These people thought it was okay for their daughter to marry this dharma dick molester. Well, it’s not okay. It’s not. If they are in love and you just ‘love doug’, well then let them just F around. That’s all they are doing anyway. Why do they have to get married? Can’t they wait? Oh, I guess not the love is too strong.

I’m shaking my head right now and barfing up my chicken salad sand bc this shit is so foul. I mean what is she getting out of him? Ohhhh, she’s getting a daddy, a crawdaddy and someone to make her whack ass tracks!

He is getting young vag. Ugh!!! I’m just so sick about this shit.

She can't be 16?

Yeah, I watch Law & Order SVU but it hasn’t prepared me for this. Yeah, I know about Chaplin, Chuck Berry, Woody Allen, Morgan Freeman, R. Kelly…oh I guess I am prepared for this.

This girl can't be serious. Wtf is she drinking? SHE'S UNDERAGE!!!!!! COPS!!!!!!!

Alert Alert Alert

FakeBlake Lively is our new Crawdaddy Alert! This bitch is out and ready to catch her own crawdaddy. Hooker! I can’t stand that whore. The hate is graduated because I like her style. The dresses this daddy bait wears are fuckin killa.

Well, that mermaid look she tried to rock with the red Ariel hair was just damn bad but everyone has a down day. Oops, Sorry I got lost in the fashionista world and we’re not talking about that we’re talking about Blake the dick snatcher.

She looooooooves Scorpios. Water signs= easy catch crawdaddies. I mean you might as well walk around with hot sauce and tartar b/c it’s that easy. Show some young pingpang and whooooooaaaaaaaaa Nelly Fart Furtado you got a crawdaddy.

Penn Badgley, Ryan Gosling, and her new rank stank over-rated model butt fucker king of the world douche piece Leonardo DiCaprio are all Scorpios. Bitch likes to get wet.

Be on the lookout for this girl. She’s coming for you old geezers!

 

P.S. Soon we will get to Leonardo’s trifling ass ways but that’s another post.

Stay tuned.

Why do some people forget this shit? Seriously, it's time to let a fucking ho know.

Russell probably has a strong muscle

Russell Edgington aka. King of Mississippi, is a TV Crawdaddy extraordinaire. This mofo is 2800 years old. His former now dead lover Talbot was only 700. Ooohhhhhh weeeeee that sure is gettin it in. These 2 met in Greece and were thick as thieves until Talbot got staked in the heart while being gotten from behind by Eric Northman…so sad.

We’re not for sure if we will see Russell this season of True Blood but we will think of him fondly.

Here are two of Russell’s best moments: 

Yes, I'm so gonna piss myself on June 26. #tbwithdrawal fo sure!

Mel is back at it

He sure is a real American Hero! I tell you he is true. Mel Gibson is a true Crawdaddy. He can’t leave it alone. Let’s see how long it takes before Stella gets her cash reward for getting caught like bait from this ole crustacean from the sea.

Check out TMZ for more details of ughness!

SmugPugFace wish you were still Jeff Spicoli Crawdaddy

I hate your daddy! Gawd, Scarlett. You make me wanna go listen to Radio Dept, drink white wine, and eagerly await the day that I dance on your grave.

Wow, so much hate to day. You can’t start off a day with dreams of K2 and time with early morning Coltrane.

Let’s talk straight about this terrible disgusting mess of shit that is Spicoli/ScarHoBlow situation or not. I don’t give a shit! I don’t care and I hate myself at this moment for talking about it. I guess that’s why I held out for so long but I have to talk about Peen Penn.

He did good things for us once upon a time. He married Madge. They did it at The Maxwell House in my country BO Hunkless town on their honeymoon night. He was Spicoli. He married The Princess Bride. Haiti relief. He tried to be better than Benecio Del Toro who is soooooo much better than Peen Penn but A for playing.

So, late Peen Penn. Don’t go up against Del Toro. Toro Was and will always be  TEC (The Crawdaddy Elite).  I mean he already did Scar in the ellie at Chateau Marmont.

Jeez, Spicoli you can do better. You know it! I know it. They know it.

So, be done and we will not talk about this further.

Butt if you don’t…

Hehe butt.

Scarlett I liked Ghost World, Lost in Translation, and you in that JT video but what have you done for me lately. Get off the crinkle or dip it in ketchup.

Where I be at

Sometimes I hate myself so much that I just can’t be bothered.

Sometimes I love myself so much that I have to go to the other room and masturbate. You know it takes a lot to do this damn blog and well I’d rather just screw, listen to music, or eat some cake!

Shmanyways, sorry for me being a douche! I will try and update a little more often. I mean there is so much bullshit to talk about or ignore ie Weinergate!

If only that Weiner was a supercrawdad…

Lovin It

vermillionand1.blogspot.com which makes me think about
The Stylistics.

That we can witness Paris Hilton 'Iconic' Imagery dying.

OMG, T fucking B withdrawal.

The Coach on The Swan.

Super 8.

Cheese.