Menage a CrackHO

Charlie Sheen uses he's peen like a preacher uses a bible. I swear this man is doing the devils work. How is he able to keep up his extracurricular activities and not get his ass beat. People love Charlie.

In fact, I'm willing to bet that this fool could've fucked Mother Teresa and that Ho...would go down. Charlie would get out of it no probs. The man has some sort of Mystical Dickdom. How did he and young wifey pick out there vag of the week? I hope its a website where you can choose your drug, booze, and your hooker of choice. Combination # 5. Marion Barry likes Combination #7. It's Crack, Alize, and A Tina Turner
Look-ALike.

Charlie gets a slap on the wrist. more like a tap on dat ass and Chris Brown gets...
it's so fucked. Not that I think Chris Brown is Charlie Brown. But damn can we make this shit equal on some level.

I'd like to think in QUOTES

And she was like. And all of them were like. And he was like. It's like I'm dating this guy and he like...

Tales of a Crawdaddy

Rules to be a Matser Crawdaddy

this weeks hint:

Never play Red Hot Chili Peppers 'California' on a jukebox.
Actually, no Song with California in the title...Well, you can play California Love by Tupac and Dre.