Friday, January 21, 2011

Back at cha on Sunday

Sorry my mofo's. I haven't been feeling well. Thing will be back on schedule starting Sunday. Email me with suggestions if you have any scoop. Chat U later.

Monday, January 17, 2011

Golden dildo afterthoughts

What fun I had with my pals drinking, eating, dishing, and seeing who beat who with their predictions. Guess who won? ME!!!!

Ok, best dressed in order of like:

Olivia Wilde                             Roberty Downey Jr.
Scarlett Johannson              Blair Underwood
Anne Hathaway                       Ryan Gosling
January Jones
Angelina Jolie
Mila Kunis & Halle Berry tie

Oh my god, what about the more mature hotties?
Katey Sagal
Helen Mirren
Julianne Moore- but bad dress

Worst Dressed:
It's a shame but Michelle Williams. She is so cute. I love the hair and makeup but the dress was just BAD BAD BAD. It was a terrible fit and horrible color.
Jennifer love Hewitt
Claire Danes

Spotted Flirtations:
James DeFranco and Mila Kunis

taken Salma's Boob hiatus:
Sofia Vergara

Weird Vibes:
This years Golden dildo had very strange vibes. I'm not sure what was going on but the tone of the show was just strange.

All the haters will put it on Ricky Gervais but I thought he was funny and clever just like last year. Hmm, maybe the stars can't handle it. I'm not sure what they expected. he was exactly like he was last year but more bold. He didn't pull any punches. Do you think he went to far?

I think the comment about scientologists, Johnny Depp, and Angelina Jolie that began the hateorade.

I think Ricky was tops. He better host next year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Golden looking dildo Predictions

Alright, kittens and puppies here are my GG Predictions. I guess we will find out tonight how i did. Here goes:

Best Motion Picture:
The Social Network
Black Swan *I wish*

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture
Natalie Portman *Hands DOWN. I have to say I'm not the biggest Natalie Portman fan. She was great in the Professional and Beautiful girls but could take or leave her. However, 'the final little princess' showed her ass in this movie. She was brilliant and right there. Truly mesmerizing and a must see on the BIG SCREEN.**

Best Perforance by an Actor in a Motion Picture
Colin Firth *he should've won last year for Single Man but he didn't so you know how they do*

Best Motion Picture Comedy or Musical-
The Kids Are All Alright

Best Performance by an Actor- Comedy/Musical
Johnny Depp *whatever about this...I LOVE Johnny but whatevs. I guess they will just give him something for being awesome even though really the Mad Hatter*

Best Animated Film
Toy Story 3

Best Director
David Fincher 
Darren Aronofsky *Pretty pretty pretty please with sugar on top*

Best Screenplay
Aaron Sorkin

Best Foreign Film
Biutiful or In A Better World (guessing by the name)

Best TV Series
The Good Wife

Best Performance by an Actress-TV Drama
Julianna Margulies

Best Performance by an Actor- TV Drama
This is the hardest category for me
Steve Buscemi *probably will*
Bryan Cranston or Jon Hamm * I would love to see either of these guys snab the GG*

Best Performance by an Actress-Comedy/Musical
Laura Linney

Best Performnce by an Actor-Comedy Musical
Stever Carrell

Best TV Series-Comedy/Musical

Best Mini Series Motion Picture
Temple Grandin

Best Performance in a Mini Series
Argh, Claire wife stealin slut tron bitch face i cant stand now married blah fucking blah Daines

Best Performance by an Actor in a Mini Series
Dennis Quaid
if Al Pacino wins I will just scream like he does in every single role now. i'm just so over him. 

There you go mofo's! xo

Birthday Shmirthday

Image and video hosting by TinyPic Oh Yeah, Fame Cost bitches ! It's none other than Debbie Allen. We love this lady here. Could you keep up with her one, two step? Could you deal with how she would pull the best out of Leroy?

Y'know what I always say get F'ed up! Happy Birthday