Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Birthday Shmirthday

Oh boy, your birthday counterpart today is TRAVIS TRITT!!! Hell YEAH.

This video that you are going to watch and YOU ARE GONNA WATCH IT is awesome.
I heart it so much.

Shmanyways, like i always say get F'ed UP!

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Jakey still fakey

Up and still cummin Jake Gyllhenhaal or Gyllhenho how ever you see fit is back. This Crawdad is still hittin towns with girls girls girls girls. He supposedly has found a new beard to twirl his dick hairs on the red carpet, Carey Mulligan.

We will see where this goes. Who knows and really who cares? I hope Taylor.

Crack kills and Coke gets you dancin with strippers with no teeF

and you the one without teeth. Seriously, did you mofo's know that Sheen Peen has no teef? Allegedly, this mutha took out his dentures and was dancin around his house like he was Tom Cruise in Risky Bizness! Ha

I wonder who he calls his Rebecca De  Mornay? It was funkin Kacey Jordan 1 star porn star.
Seriously Kacey with a K. 

Well, Im not gonna rehash the details about Charlie's weekend of cum and coke. I'm sure many others have talked all the details about this shit. What I want to talk about is how muthafucka is gettin to go back to work in two weeks. Really? Dude get's his job back?Crawdaddy extraordinaire.  

I so wish Charlie was hispanic right now or black. This shit ain't fair. I'm calling Obama like that crazy momma did and make him do something or threatin him with a lawsuit. FUCK THE GOBAMENT. hehehehahaha.

Sorry, about blah blah blah of my booh boo story telling. 

Oh, is anyone wanting a Lindsay Blowhan and Sheen Peen hookup...consoling each other over a diet coke and coke. I bet it's gonna happen.


Alright, this week is for lovers like Virginia is for Vaginas. The week calls for a double feature. The picks are Valley Girl and Revenge of the Nerds. The perfect date haps. Stream it, download it, pull out your old VHS or laser disc copy and play that shit! 

I mean don't you want to dance around like Lamar in a leotard?
I thought so.

Birthday Shmirthday

Hahaha, your birthday counterpart is fuckin Dr. Feel Good Vince Neil. That's just some funny shit. Oh well, I'm gonna let you marinate on that shit!!

Hope you have a good damn barfday. You know what I always say Get F'ed UP!