Friday, August 21, 2009

Oh Polanski

Roman Polanski writer and director. Roman directed one of my favorite movies Rosemary's Baby and well he liked to fuck babies. It makes sense. I kid i kid. I feel sorry for the dude. He was going to marry Sharon Tate who died tragically while preggers with his baby due to Manson. Shit, thats some crazy ass shit!!!! Still just bonkers to think about. He also survived the Holocaust. So, no wonder the man went ape shit.

He needed to reconnect and reconnect he did. He reconnected to some YOUNG ASS TWAT. Well, young ass model who didn't want his actions. Which totally sucks. Seriously, if someone is not down to fuck you DONT FORCE IT. Anyway, he tried to put the moves on her once during a photo shoot and she felt weird and got up out. Later she agreed to take more photos in Jack Nicholson's home. They took photos where she was drinking champagne and then shit got loco. She couldn't really leave. At the time Samantha Geimer was 13, she didn't understand how to leave. Douchebag POLEanski decided to force sexual acts on the young teen. He did this while pumping her with quaaludes and more champagne.

Roman was charged with rape, sodomy, and other charges. They were later dropped due to a plea bargain. Then the mofo jumped town. Damn, that's some scandalous shit!

We really have nothing witty to cum up with on this one. I mean the man had some major shit go down and flipped the fuck out and did some major shit to someone else. I guess the moral to this one is watch where your pole goes folks!

Kelly likes his #$&^ in ya belly

Okay, I love Rrrrrrrrr. I do. I really love him. I mean the man has the jams. Now some people have just jumped on the R.Kelly train and that's cool but I've always been a fan. Ha hahaha hahaha Ha jumped on his train.
I remember making out to Honey Love with this subpar boy while his dad was in the other room watching Alex Trebeck. The most important part was Mr. Kells. I also had this friend Chris who lived in Peoria and Chicago forever. Anyway, his best friend use to work at R. Kelly's studio. Mr. Kelly up in ya Belly would have all kinds of young ass dolls coming in and sucking him off. He needed it. Oh he needed it. I guess it was no big deal but then that all changed.
R. Kelly got all above it all and decided to marry Aaliyah. RIP. We love Aaliyah. If we were R.Kelly we would've fallen prey to that young tiziiight pussy. I wonder if he asked Aaaliyah to pee on him. I hope so. I hope she peeeeeeed on his face. Cause his face needs some beauty. R. Kelly is straight up fug. Staright up now tell me. Tell meeeee. I think Aaliyah's pee might've put a little more cute up in his game.
Anyway, the marriage was said to not have happened but R. Kelly himself admits to the love he and Aaliyah had. I guess after that bright and shining star he had to fuck alot of young babies. Doin it for the kids. That's some stand up shit there. Fucking the babies for the babies.
Shit, it's the norm now. I mean women are up in the game. Get it and hit it cougars. I'm glad women are making it happen minus the pee... Like my friend Jen said 'if he's got a stick i will drive it'. SAAAAAVE THE BABIES.

Back to Mr. Kelly up in ya Belly, he got caught pissing on some girl in a video. Stupid Ass. Seriously, dude. Get a grip. Hold your pee or dont tape it. I mean people have to get off. I feel ya but when it comes to adding piss and shit well keep it on the DL have we not learned anything from Chuck Berry.

Cheers or Jeers to ChiTowns Finest Crawdaddy. Man, I need to go listen to some bump and grind and then go bump in grind.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

No more excuses

We are sorry. We know you want the dish. Baby, we want to give it to you and give it to you hard...Tomorrow major Crawdad news. It's on and it's wet.