Shia Ladouche

To cool for a duel

I mean ugh. this dude is the hippest and the most full of himself guy in the world. Kelly Ripa  is telling this fool that he is the next Harrison Ford. I guess that means Karolyn's ass will not be sticking around because later in life he will find his Calista.

Yup, it's gonna happen. All these heart-shaped pizza pies this girl is making will always be remembered with love. Hmm, I wonder if when that pizza comes out of Shia LaDouche's butt if it's still in a shape of a heart?

Should I be shot that I want to see the video with Marilyn Manson and the one with Kid Cudi???

Kelly Ripa I miss the old Kelly!