Your new Crawdad Momma

Thanks to disinfo for this amazing story of this crazy Florida teacher who helped her students get rid of demons. YES, demons! Danielle Harkins, 35, took students to the pier and convinced 7 students to cut themselves to release demons. After the ritual, she had the students burn themselves to to prevent the demons from returning.

Seriously this woman has entered Crazy Town or maybe she is just pre-menopausal! We are the same age and I figure I might be pre-menopausal. I haven't reached the demon phase yet. I'm still stuck in the leprechaun phase.