Maybe we made it happen, captain

Aww damn, Roman. They are trying to get yo ass. Extradite on dat ass. What is this mofo going to do? Man he needs some quaaludes to deal. Oh well, we wonder if the award this brother was about to receive was worth this. Someone is going to have their ding dong schling schlong sucked on up if they enter those prison walls...Soooo different from the walls of a vag.

Oh Polanski

Roman Polanski writer and director. Roman directed one of my favorite movies Rosemary's Baby and well he liked to fuck babies. It makes sense. I kid i kid. I feel sorry for the dude. He was going to marry Sharon Tate who died tragically while preggers with his baby due to Manson. Shit, thats some crazy ass shit!!!! Still just bonkers to think about. He also survived the Holocaust. So, no wonder the man went ape shit.

He needed to reconnect and reconnect he did. He reconnected to some YOUNG ASS TWAT. Well, young ass model who didn't want his actions. Which totally sucks. Seriously, if someone is not down to fuck you DONT FORCE IT. Anyway, he tried to put the moves on her once during a photo shoot and she felt weird and got up out. Later she agreed to take more photos in Jack Nicholson's home. They took photos where she was drinking champagne and then shit got loco. She couldn't really leave. At the time Samantha Geimer was 13, she didn't understand how to leave. Douchebag POLEanski decided to force sexual acts on the young teen. He did this while pumping her with quaaludes and more champagne.

Roman was charged with rape, sodomy, and other charges. They were later dropped due to a plea bargain. Then the mofo jumped town. Damn, that's some scandalous shit!

We really have nothing witty to cum up with on this one. I mean the man had some major shit go down and flipped the fuck out and did some major shit to someone else. I guess the moral to this one is watch where your pole goes folks!