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Crawdaddy Catcher # 1 Hayden Panettiere

Did you guys know that this hookah had a singin' career. Oh, goodness.

Please check this bullshiz out. I was telling my mistress that she reminds me of a  perpetually southern Gal high schooler who dates the Bohunk quarterback.

here is our old story on Hayden.

Tired Ass Rachael Ray

Our new segment. She's just bad. Enjoy.

Birthday Shmirthday

What up mofo's? I'm fresh from the haze of tabs and ibuprofen. I'm ready to have my body back and be a respectful member of society. Y'know? 

Anyway, your counterpart today is TAB. Tiffani Amber Theisen if you're nasty... and we know you aquarians are nasty. You know TAB best as Kelly Kapowsk or  hooker tits from 90201. I swear she always had on a corset in that show or a black bra.

Oh well you know what I always say, Get F'ed up!

Special shot out to dlisted . You be my main dammie like ol Pootie Tang. Mad propers on the wee di tay. Seeya in the kappa town.

 Sa da tay!!!!

I like that pic of dlisted. It's got the Hulkster in it. Wow, the Hulkster. Check out our story of Crawdaddy Hulk.

Back at cha on Sunday

Sorry my mofo's. I haven't been feeling well. Thing will be back on schedule starting Sunday. Email me with suggestions if you have any scoop. Chat U later.

Golden dildo afterthoughts

What fun I had with my pals drinking, eating, dishing, and seeing who beat who with their predictions. Guess who won? ME!!!!

Ok, best dressed in order of like:

Olivia Wilde                             Roberty Downey Jr.
Scarlett Johannson              Blair Underwood
Anne Hathaway                       Ryan Gosling
January Jones
Angelina Jolie
Mila Kunis & Halle Berry tie

Oh my god, what about the more mature hotties?
Katey Sagal
Helen Mirren
Julianne Moore- but bad dress

Worst Dressed:
It's a shame but Michelle Williams. She is so cute. I love the hair and makeup but the dress was just BAD BAD BAD. It was a terrible fit and horrible color.
Jennifer love Hewitt
Claire Danes

Spotted Flirtations:
James DeFranco and Mila Kunis

taken Salma's Boob hiatus:
Sofia Vergara

Weird Vibes:
This years Golden dildo had very strange vibes. I'm not sure what was going on but the tone of the show was just strange.

All the haters will put it on Ricky Gervais but I thought he was funny and clever just like last year. Hmm, maybe the stars can't handle it. I'm not sure what they expected. he was exactly like he was last year but more bold. He didn't pull any punches. Do you think he went to far?

I think the comment about scientologists, Johnny Depp, and Angelina Jolie that began the hateorade.

I think Ricky was tops. He better host next year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Golden looking dildo Predictions

Alright, kittens and puppies here are my GG Predictions. I guess we will find out tonight how i did. Here goes:

Best Motion Picture:

The Social Network

Black Swan *I wish*

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture

Natalie Portman *Hands DOWN. I have to say I'm not the biggest Natalie Portman fan. She was great in the Professional and Beautiful girls but could take or leave her. However, 'the final little princess' showed her ass in this movie. She was brilliant and right there. Truly mesmerizing and a must see on the BIG SCREEN.**

Best Perforance by an Actor in a Motion Picture

Colin Firth *he should've won last year for Single Man but he didn't so you know how they do*

Best Motion Picture Comedy or Musical-

The Kids Are All Alright

Best Performance by an Actor- Comedy/Musical

Johnny Depp *whatever about this...I LOVE Johnny but whatevs. I guess they will just give him something for being awesome even though really the Mad Hatter*

Best Animated Film

Toy Story 3

Best Director

David Fincher 

Darren Aronofsky *Pretty pretty pretty please with sugar on top*

Best Screenplay

Aaron Sorkin

Best Foreign Film

Biutiful or In A Better World (guessing by the name)

Best TV Series

The Good Wife

The Walking Dead *SHOULD SOOOOOOOO WIN*

Best Performance by an Actress-TV Drama

Julianna Margulies

Best Performance by an Actor- TV Drama

This is the hardest category for me

Steve Buscemi *probably will*

Bryan Cranston or Jon Hamm * I would love to see either of these guys snab the GG*

Best Performance by an Actress-Comedy/Musical

Laura Linney

Best Performnce by an Actor-Comedy Musical

Stever Carrell

Best TV Series-Comedy/Musical

Glee

Best Mini Series Motion Picture

Temple Grandin

Best Performance in a Mini Series

Argh, Claire wife stealin slut tron bitch face i cant stand now married blah fucking blah Daines

Best Performance by an Actor in a Mini Series

Dennis Quaid

if Al Pacino wins I will just scream like he does in every single role now. i'm just so over him. 

There you go mofo's! xo

Birthday Shmirthday

 Oh Yeah, Fame Cost bitches ! It's none other than Debbie Allen. We love this lady here. Could you keep up with her one, two step? Could you deal with how she would pull the best out of Leroy?

Y'know what I always say get F'ed up! Happy Birthday