Don't be sccccccccared

Last night i had a chance to get a sneak peek of a crawdaddy bulge. It was something else in those khaki shorts. I almost caught the vapors. Seriously, I felt one of those old fainting spells coming over me. It made me long to be the cotton on that silver foxes legs. What would you do if you had a chance to get up on a crawdaddy? I missed my opportunity. Went home with a complete buster and I was left reminiscing over...