Sunday, July 12, 2009

Marilyn Manson whats in yo pantz-son?

Okay, so first we have to just say that Marilyn Manson is straight up fug! I mean he is where fug goes to die. Wooooweee, you ugly. Yeah Yeah you ugly. You are ugly! Yo momma even knows you're ugly.

Now that we've gotten that out of the way, we can deal with this fugly crustacean. Marilyn Manson born Brian Warner began dating Evan Rachel Wood after or before (blink blink) divorcing burlesque model Dita Von Teese. What a lucky ass crawdaddy. God, why of all the crawdaddies in the world did these bitches get caught up with this fugly dickling?

Shmanyways, Marilyn began dating Evan when she was 19. He was 38! Sure, fuck your daughter dude. He claims that Dita was making him turn into a more 'responsible' adult. Right and we wear tampons up our buttholes for pleasure. She probably just wanted you to treat her with respect and lick her pussy right. BUT we know that shit ain't happen with Marilyn Fugson.

Fugson says that Ms. Wood is his 'twin'. Yuck. Don't fuck your twin thats some incestuous shit.
I'm sure one day Ms. Wood will want some real wood and drop that no talent fugly fuck. Until then enjoy your time down under. Down under water. Sing an ole crawdaddy spiritual about "let my crawdad goooooooo".


  1. Amazing, insiteful. Accurate!

    Janet Fritz
    Baltimore, MD


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