Nixon is rolling over in his grave and not with a young 'hot' blonde

Grandson of Richard Nixon, Christopher Cocks  Cox loves it young. Back in early summer, Christopher married heiress Andrea Catsimatidis. He met this young snatch at her high school in Gossip Girls' Upper East Side. He was introduced to this piece and was ready to get the canoodling started. There was no time to keep this love affair G like Taylor and Jake. Cox was ready to get off like Ron Jeremy in Snatch Masters 9.

Christopher put it down on Andrea by taking her to bakeries and political events.  How could one deny the sure romantic appeal of cupcakes and legislation? You can't and that's why the two are now married.  After almost 5 months of marriage, we wish the two a happy crawdad boil.

Man, I hope Christopher lets Andrea go trick or treating this year.

I guess I need to put up some bull from Gossip Girl.

Hahahahahahahah xoxo crawaddies