Suspended Crawdaddy

The Supreme Court of South Carolina suspended Thad Viers from practicing law. What is homeboy going to do now? Probably spend about $60 at the local Hooters. The man likes to keep it classy. You know living in Myrtle Beach, getting arrested for harassing women, and interning with Strom Thurmond back in the day.

Here's looking at you, Thad.

Nixon is rolling over in his grave and not with a young 'hot' blonde

Grandson of Richard Nixon, Christopher Cocks  Cox loves it young. Back in early summer, Christopher married heiress Andrea Catsimatidis. He met this young snatch at her high school in Gossip Girls' Upper East Side. He was introduced to this piece and was ready to get the canoodling started. There was no time to keep this love affair G like Taylor and Jake. Cox was ready to get off like Ron Jeremy in Snatch Masters 9.

Christopher put it down on Andrea by taking her to bakeries and political events.  How could one deny the sure romantic appeal of cupcakes and legislation? You can't and that's why the two are now married.  After almost 5 months of marriage, we wish the two a happy crawdad boil.

Man, I hope Christopher lets Andrea go trick or treating this year.

I guess I need to put up some bull from Gossip Girl.

Hahahahahahahah xoxo crawaddies

Spitzer put IT in the Kisser

Damn, this gemini is going to ruin it for all us good geminis. Seriously, there are good Gems. Eliot Spitzer born June 10, 1959. FUCK! He was born one day earlier than me. Bastard! Anyway, this man wasn't getting his dicked licked right by his wife. Poor lady. Silda Wall (his wife) probably didn't think she needed to blow him anymore. She thought she was done. Nope! Bitch you gotta suck the dick. Always have a hold of it. Never let it go. As soon as you stop sucking it...some other hooker with less class than you will take hold of it and get to it. They will grad it and wash it in their mouth like its laundry, then ring it out to dry. MMM MMM smells Downy Fresh. 
Hahahaha. No, I feel sorry for the next candidate for the Good Wife. Heehehehe. Forgive the tangent. Shmanyways, he was in need so he through out some green and got his peen licked. PERIOD!!!!!


Eliot Spitzer the Governor of New York, until bitch had to resign because he got caught with his dirty laundry, fell prey to the pussy. Will you dudes ever learn? I mean how many times does this have to happen? I bet he is still doing something dirty. Spitzer got caught spending two hours with Ashley Rae Maika DiPietroz (wannabee singer all around prostitute whore). This girl must have good game. It's $1,000.00 an hour to hang with this open to all beef curtain. Spitzer belonged to some prostitution service named Emperor Club VIP. He did it with over 8 different women. That's alot of MONEY! His bank reported his dealings because they noticed large quantities of money being transferred. STUPID. VERY STUPID.


Poor Ashley, (known to the recording industry as Ashley Dupre') what is she going to do for money? This 24 year old whore is going to do some dating  reality show.  Of course! That's it ladies. Now, we know how to make our money. 
1. Get a bogus last name.
2. Join an escort service. BE A WHORE.
3. Scandal ie. rapper, politician, sports figure
4. Get caught
5. Reality TV SHOW= MONEY MONEY MONEY

So, scratch that not poor ashley not poor anyone. All of the players in this story are cliche and boring. We are truly sorry we even PAID (hehehe) it this much attention.











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