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or not. Autumn in New York shows Gerbil Crawdaddy Richard Gere falling in love with the daughter of his other true love. It's horrible but if you like drinking white wine on sunday afternoon, watching lifetime movies that are straight bull, and the movie stars someone like Tori Spelling well this bitch is just for you! Mount up and enjoy a hamster butt ride of klennex, douche, and when Winona Ryder jumped the shark.

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Alright, this week is for lovers like Virginia is for Vaginas. The week calls for a double feature. The picks are Valley Girl and Revenge of the Nerds. The perfect date haps. Stream it, download it, pull out your old VHS or laser disc copy and play that shit! 

I mean don't you want to dance around like Lamar in a leotard?

I thought so.

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Our pick of the week. Beautifully Shot. Amazing actors at their best. Colin Firth is always refreshing and sly. We love Mr. Darcy. We wish he was our on personal crawdaddy!