Roger Sterling he’s a man’s man, a man about town. Just like Notorious BIG he ‘freaks all the honies’. Sterling is a Silverfox
OG. He loooooves the young fanny. Sterling HADDDD to drop his wife MonA. The need to have Mid-life crisis sex and the adoration of a young girls totally beats out 'been there done that' Mona.
Aww Mona, she stuck with him through his heart attack and
what did she get? D D D DDDDissed! So, many D's today. I'm not even covering for a curse word, not that I would. Oh well, I’m sure Mona is somewhere getting her hair done She's ready to be home to eat a cucumber sandwich and feel the cucumber of her new pool boy toy.
Back to Mr. Silverfox. It's time for the PLAYA HATIN GAME. Why? Because, he screwed over Joan. How can you
screw over Joan Harris? Joan is the hottest thing in TV. You don’t enjoy the
love of a genuine statuesque lady like Joan and get with a bore like Jane.
Seriously, her name is Jane. Bah hum bug on that bowl of grade F womanizing. It’s
all about the upgrade. Do you downgrade?
Okay this is some Cheez Wiz Gouda right here. Why is Cowboy Troy telling women to get with Molester Crawdaddies? This is just so terrible. Oh and for all you about to be trippin sayin i'm making light of molesters and Crawdaddies, remain calm. Chill it, put it in your pocket, and fart on it.
Okay, this girl on Toddlers and Tiaras wants to be brown like Beyonce.
I like this!!!!!!! Finally, it's all happening. Woot Woot finally equality.
Thanks Beyonce!
I miss my Heart Family dolls. Ugh, puberty is lame!
This is just so great! Courtney is talking about her blessings. She gives true people with faith and love of God a bad name. She's an old soul and mature for her age, ha! She's an old soul with new breasts and on coke. This is just something.
Who am I to disregard true love. Hey Doug says if 'I (We)need to feel this way' do it. it's only mine (Ours) to hold. It isn't for him and sweet little Cortney to hold on to. Well then Doug you just hold on to those fake breasts and Cortney just hold on to the sag peen and everything is alriiiiiiiiiight.
Just crazy. i mean that face that she makes.
One good thing is that Lara is finaooy doing some hard hitting news. Hehehehe.
Quagmire from Family Guy. This is some anime dick that we would not be fucking. This toon will fuck anything! He is a molester, convicted sex offender, scoundrel, lover, a man that has mommy issues, good friend, and hard worker. He will do it to any girl just to feel that empty space from his breakup with Cheryl Tiegs. Pretty over the top and active for 61 year old man.
I mean ugh. this dude is the hippest and the most full of himself guy in the world. Kelly Ripa is telling this fool that he is the next Harrison Ford. I guess that means Karolyn's ass will not be sticking around because later in life he will find his Calista.
Yup, it's gonna happen. All these heart-shaped pizza pies this girl is making will always be remembered with love. Hmm, I wonder if when that pizza comes out of Shia LaDouche's butt if it's still in a shape of a heart?
Should I be shot that I want to see the video with Marilyn Manson and the one with Kid Cudi???
Oh my good Gawd, on a Holy Morning Sundaaaaay. This is a day that truly the lord has made.
First off the holy trinity of shows True Blood begins it’s season premier tonight. Woot mofo’s woot. I can’t wait! My thrill in watching it will be like the thrill I get when i pull out hot panties from the dryer and slip them on after a shower…joyous.
Secondly, I trolled around the World Wide Web and found my dearest dearest silver fox Anderson (he ain’t the cooper I want but can’t have because he is the finest agent in the world who loves a good cup of joe. it's the cooper I can’t have because he ain’t caring about my ass and he already got a man) Cooper was talking about Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson...joyous. Can you follow my bull down the street? For your sake I hope you can’t.
Schmanyways, the foxiness called out all us Romance Haters on dissing on this newly married couple. It was truly dazzling. He added the couple to his RiDICKulist in a manner that we just swoon over.
Check check check check it out!
Also, check out I got a man
ps. it was so hard to choose between romance hater or holding it tightly as the title of this crock. which one would you have gone with?
Back to Mr. Silverfox. It's time for the PLAYA HATIN GAME. Why? Because, he screwed over Joan. How can you
screw over Joan Harris? Joan is the hottest thing in TV. You don’t enjoy the
love of a genuine statuesque lady like Joan and get with a bore like Jane.
Seriously, her name is Jane. Bah hum bug on that bowl of grade F womanizing. It’s
all about the upgrade. Do you downgrade?
