Fitwet: Aquasize your butt

It's just what I always wanted! I've been in need of an exercise bike I can ride in the water. Don't get me wrong, I think this is a great idea for the geriatrics but really. Can this contraption be a big seller?
The company claims that this bike has a higher intensity workout. It also allows the user to exert less effort while getting a lower body intense workout. Oh, it also regulates body temperature as to not sweat!

Seriously, people if sweating is a problem for you...die buy the Fitwet. I'm sure it's super cheap.